*Captain of Military:Naujawano aage bado;Santa aage nahi bada;Captain: tum aage kyu nahi bade?Santa:Apne kaha 9 jawano aage bado,mein 10ve num pe tha!!

*shehar ki gali mein paan ki dukan,devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan,devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,khake paan paro boli "shukriya bhai jaan"

*Teachr: Apna character saaf rakhne ke liye har aurat ko apni MAA samajna chahiye. Student: har aurat ko apni MAA samju to mere baap ke character ka kya hoga?

*Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

*If I had a camera I'll snap ur every momentevery smileevery memoryn keep...in my.... kitchen to scare the mouse..

*Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain, Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain

*app sarse gungat mat uthaiye app sarse gungat mat uthaye warna appko dekh ke bhoot bhi dar jayege

*tum dil mein samyee hui hoon tumhari surat ankhoo mein basi hui hoonankhee ban karne ka bhi fyada nahiband anko mein bhi sapno ke jariye se darati hoon

*I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

*Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.